Victor/Victoria!
Dear lord, but Julie Andrews is a sexy king. She's what I want to look like when I grow up. In pinstripes.
I'd settle for getting to take her home. Yum.
Just please don't make me choose between her and Johnny Depp. My head might explode. Perhaps if I put her in a pirate hat. Yes, that could work.
What am I talking about? They can share, right? Right?
I'm not sure I'd survive that, actually.
I'd settle for getting to take her home. Yum.
Just please don't make me choose between her and Johnny Depp. My head might explode. Perhaps if I put her in a pirate hat. Yes, that could work.
What am I talking about? They can share, right? Right?
I'm not sure I'd survive that, actually.
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(That isn't supposed to imply that I actually want to do anything with Johnny Depp, I just find him to be a particuarly fine sample of what my gender can produce.) :)
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I have to have heroes like Julie Andrews, because I'll never look convincingly like a man, so I'll settle for making unconvincing look DAMN good. I want to carry off suits like that.
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check out www.worth1000.com. Six degrees of Johnny Depp.
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