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[gement]

The issue with the Hillary Clinton alien love nest cover story has a story on people finding crop circles shaved into the backs of their heads. I will pay money to you if you do this and send me documentation. I want to start a fad.

Also, for the Pratchetteers, I kid you not: There is also a half-page devoted to a humorously shaped vegetable (a carrot). That one didn't make the website, but it's pg. 20.

Comments

[dorcas.livejournal.com]

shaved into the back of their head? you mean like the scary movie 3 poster (http://www.joblo.com/upcomingmovies/2003/posters/scarymovie3.htm)? XD

Yes, just exactly like that.

[gement.livejournal.com]

But you don't get the money unless it's YOU or some other real live person.

But thanks!

Re: Yes, just exactly like that.

[dorcas.livejournal.com]

np just thought you'd appreciate the poster ;)