Um... any Morpheus slash fans out there?

I got the script fragment below from Zion Mainframe; it says it's the DVD version. I have only changed a word here or there, and cut extraneous bits for humor. Changes are [bracketed] or underlined. This is mostly Bart's doing; he's the one with the head for movie lines. I take the honor and responsibility of the original line below, though.

Suffice it to say that this is NOT work-safe. Yet another random brainchild of me and Bart geeking out together all day yesterday. It's quite possible this adaption has already been done, but hey, I didn't read it.

( Operator. I need Kama Sutra. )

I know. I'm going to hell. But I'm laughing all the way.