Help an indecisive ferret!

The next post will be real, I promise. In this one, I'm asking for advice. See, I've got this guitar. It came with a very damaged case, so I need to get it a real case. I've worked out that chipboard (cardboard) cases are expensive enough that I might as well spring for a gooood case. I'll only need to buy one in my lifetime. I've got two comparably priced local choices ($80-$90).

1) Standard molded plastic flight case. Lined in black plush, nice black plush compartment, fairly heavy. It looks like "hi, I'm a guitar case."

2) Space age grey foam case. The stuff looks like styrofoam, but is obviously much tougher, and is advertised as snag proof. No lining (the foam is its own cushion), larger compartment than the first case. Insanely light. Fastens with velcro. The salesman demonstration to vendors involves putting a guitar in it and flinging it across the room. It looks like a large mysterious blob of grey styrofoam with velcro straps.

3) Mom suggests I wait a year in case they come out with a space age normal looking guitar case. So...

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So, I'm writing my "dare to dream" resume/cover letter babble, and at this point it's completely unedited, going from the theory that (with reasonable editing), my perfect employer should like and want me for my actual strengths and personality. It's kind of the job search version of not wearing a padded bra and looking in bars unless you want to end up with a drinker who likes bigger tits than yours.

The first four paragraphs currently look like this: ( Inquire Within )

My question is (and I encourage you to answer before reading my job-related cut text): What's a good superhero name for a sidekick like me (take that as you will)? What's your superhero name?

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Edit: The poll title is supposed to be "Because you're super!" Stupid apostrophe.