Can't stop laughing...

Some military guy's personal restrictions list

I was breathing ok up until "Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things."

"Nice hat."

Pirate movie rocked. I want a two week marooning with Johnny Depp, damn it. garillama can have Orlando and dress him up as Swimsuit Calendar Legolas for all I care.

Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.