Can't stop laughing...

[gement]

Some military guy's personal restrictions list

I was breathing ok up until "Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things."

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[capnexposition.livejournal.com]

I dunno, the were-virgin hurt me pretty bad. Hoooo....that was good. ^^

[velvetknife.livejournal.com]

As I was clicking away, I saw "Nerve gas is not funny." and lost it.

[gement.livejournal.com]

My name is not a killing word.

No part of the military uniform is edible.

If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

[capnexposition.livejournal.com]

I think that last one should apply to everyone.

Hehehe

[kitcatk8.livejournal.com]

I printed out the list and I gave it to Chris's dad, (formerly of the U.S. Air Force) to read. He found it to be quite amusing. I read them to Chris in the car on the way over,and we about died.

[hotpoint.livejournal.com]

Where I started giggling was "I may not line my helmet with tin foil to ‘Block out the space mind control lasers'."
"The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries." got me laughing.
At "Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")" I finally lost it.
I was glad to see him state that he hadn't earned all of those warnings directly; he'd probably have broken a huge number of recruit (and officer and NCO) brains if he had.