As she stands at life's crossroads...

[gement]

Thanks to all of you for ringing in when I was feeling lousy. For the record, I've gotten over feeling boring; the other day I was just feeling uninspired, too tied to the substantial and disconnected from the ethereal. L brought me organic mango juice and mini-kiwis and I feel much better now.

Now, the "Google Needs" meme. My results have been skewed significantly by two romance novels, apparently named At the Corner of Love and Heartache and A New Attitude. Almost every result here (I scanned three pages deep) was related to these books. The ones with asterisks are not related to romance novels.

As she stands at life’s crossroads, M______ needs a push in the right direction.
M______ needs to be strong for her son.
M______ needs psychiatric help!
* I happen to know what M______ needs a poodle skirt for…
* To type, M______ needs a mouth stick.
M______ needs to rediscover...
* M______ needs some get well hugs.
What M______ needs is a new attitude.
M______ needs someone much older than Harley.
Perhaps M______ needs to mature a little bit more.
M______ needs to get over it.

In other news, I'm doing my first grad school paper on Girl That's Never Been, assuming I get the creator's cooperation...