As she stands at life's crossroads...

[gement]

Thanks to all of you for ringing in when I was feeling lousy. For the record, I've gotten over feeling boring; the other day I was just feeling uninspired, too tied to the substantial and disconnected from the ethereal. L brought me organic mango juice and mini-kiwis and I feel much better now.

Now, the "Google Needs" meme. My results have been skewed significantly by two romance novels, apparently named At the Corner of Love and Heartache and A New Attitude. Almost every result here (I scanned three pages deep) was related to these books. The ones with asterisks are not related to romance novels.

As she stands at life’s crossroads, M______ needs a push in the right direction.
M______ needs to be strong for her son.
M______ needs psychiatric help!
* I happen to know what M______ needs a poodle skirt for…
* To type, M______ needs a mouth stick.
M______ needs to rediscover...
* M______ needs some get well hugs.
What M______ needs is a new attitude.
M______ needs someone much older than Harley.
Perhaps M______ needs to mature a little bit more.
M______ needs to get over it.

In other news, I'm doing my first grad school paper on Girl That's Never Been, assuming I get the creator's cooperation...

Comments

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

Also: HEE! :)

Whatcha need? You might also ask doctorpepper for his assistance (or I can ask him for you), since he wrote the story that the song is based on. (I'm sure he'd be happy to help.)

[artdreams1.livejournal.com]

Yes, I found your "needs" results very entertaining, almost like a fortune cookie only without the "in bed" part.

Must say, I went to Drpepper's lj and found the valentine's day diatribe unbearably funny, cutting right to the heart (ugh) of it. As a born celebrator, I tip my hat.

Glad you're feeling better, dearie. All in it together, you know.

[corivax.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're feeling better! Your last post was one of those ones where at eight or nine points through the day I go back to it and hit the 'post comment' button and can't figure out what to say.

Also, you should share your paper with us. :)