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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Moulin Rouge and Oregon Trail.
The story should use rape as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

My braiiiiin!

"You have reached the Elephant Suite."
"You have tuberculosis."
"You have seduced a duke worth 5 million francs, but you are only able to extort 50,000 francs."
"Your windmill needs repairs."
"You are attacked by the duke! He takes 100,000 francs and your true love."
"You have died of tuberculosis."

I think it could be better than this. I can't recall all the Oregon Trail messages to do it justice. You write one, or edit my statements to make them cooler. We will write this fic, oh yes.

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"Arguably one of the more popular aspects of the game was the ability to go hunting. Using guns and bullets purchased over the course of the game, players select the hunt option and hunt wild animals to add to their food reserves. . . . the maximum amount that can be carried back to the wagon is 100 pounds."

Hunting elephant is then not recommended, except for fun. However, traveling by Conestoga Elephant . . .