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[gement]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Moulin Rouge and Oregon Trail.
The story should use rape as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

My braiiiiin!

"You have reached the Elephant Suite."
"You have tuberculosis."
"You have seduced a duke worth 5 million francs, but you are only able to extort 50,000 francs."
"Your windmill needs repairs."
"You are attacked by the duke! He takes 100,000 francs and your true love."
"You have died of tuberculosis."

I think it could be better than this. I can't recall all the Oregon Trail messages to do it justice. You write one, or edit my statements to make them cooler. We will write this fic, oh yes.

Comments

[gement.livejournal.com]

Yes! Sorry! It's been sitting carefully unread until I could give it my full attention, but that does not excuse me from having acknowledged its receipt.

Thank you for sending it, and I really will have a look soon. Thank you for your trust.