Very silly kink observation: Royalty play!

[gement]

I noticed the lyrics of a club song today, Daddy DJ. I was wondering if my queerdar was misfiring until I ran headlong into "I'm your prince and you're my king." Right. I'm not making this up.

Then I thought, Wait! I haven't heard people talk about this! I believe I have found a rarely-mined vein of kink, which is rare in this post-Rule 34 world. Royalty play! Not the evil queen and her thralls sort of stuff you see in Oglaf, though that's also fun. [Warning: Oglaf is NOT NOT NOT safe for work.] Where's the incestuous royal family courtier play? I'd be so into that.

arjache chimes in: You know, I don't think I've ever heard the phrase or concept "incestuous royal family courtier play" before. I think you get the patent. Woo!

There will be costumes.

I also had a great idea for a gender critique scene that involves partial predicament suspension and a pedestal. Worse things happen if you get down from the pedestal, because then you're one of those women.

You know, for all these ideas, I really ought to get out more.

Comments

[dymaxion.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I *love* the pedestal idea! I may have to steal that at some point, with credit. :-)

[gement.livejournal.com]

The fantastic part is brainstorming all the applicable activities for both states.

[panther.livejournal.com]

*volunteering*

Dahlink, have you ever...

[hesperide.livejournal.com]

...attended a RenFaire or SCA event?

Think about it for a moment.

If you want to find costume/royalty/Tudor/Regency/Pirate/Lord & serf related roleplay kink, these events are an excellent place to look. You may even find that some of your LARPer and kinky friends are already involved in these crossover activities!!! You want incestuous Royal Family & Courtiers? Court intrigue? Sex in tents? It might be worthwhile to check it out with some of your existing connections.

Have fun exploring. };>


Next step on the time train - The Victorian Era!!! Androgynous cross-dressed women's anyone?

Re: Dahlink, have you ever...

[gement.livejournal.com]

You very clever person. So THIS is what I was missing by never getting into the SCA. I hoped that if I posted this, someone would point me at the real trove. What a delightful blind spot I had there!

Re: Dahlink, have you ever...

[hesperide.livejournal.com]

We aim to please here at costume freak central, and we love to take aim at some pretty pleasing things... };>

There can be stupid social hassles, just like any other hobby that involves humans, but if you don't get involved in running things, it can be a good way to relax and it's quite a lot of fun. Maybe, if you're a very good kid, I'll tell you the story about the time the pirates stole my knickers and flew them from the flag pole one day...

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

You managed to come up with a new kind of scene? Congratulations! It really isn't easy these days.

What's Rule 34? What, for that matter, are rules 1 through 33?

You know, for all these ideas, I really ought to get out more.

Yes. Yes, you should.

[gement.livejournal.com]

Rule 34: If you can think of it, someone has made porn of it and posted that porn to the Internet.

Rule One

[cinnamonteal.livejournal.com]

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

Sir Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

[cinnamonteal.livejournal.com]

"... because then you're one of those women."

*snerk*
I LOVE my troupe name!

[diabhol.livejournal.com]

Incestuous royalty is one of the things I like about The Song of Ice & Fire series.

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

For diplomatic purposes. all members of royal families are legally cousins, did you know that?

Re: Yo, Yo, Spinnin' da discs 4 U

[gement.livejournal.com]

Ha! Yes, I see now. That must have been an amusing moment of confusion.

That would have been "Daddoo DJ." For future reference.