gement | Very silly kink observation: Royalty play!

I noticed the lyrics of a club song today, Daddy DJ. I was wondering if my queerdar was misfiring until I ran headlong into "I'm your prince and you're my king." Right. I'm not making this up.

Then I thought, Wait! I haven't heard people talk about this! I believe I have found a rarely-mined vein of kink, which is rare in this post-Rule 34 world. Royalty play! Not the evil queen and her thralls sort of stuff you see in Oglaf, though that's also fun. [Warning: Oglaf is NOT NOT NOT safe for work.] Where's the incestuous royal family courtier play? I'd be so into that.

arjache chimes in: You know, I don't think I've ever heard the phrase or concept "incestuous royal family courtier play" before. I think you get the patent. Woo!

There will be costumes.

I also had a great idea for a gender critique scene that involves partial predicament suspension and a pedestal. Worse things happen if you get down from the pedestal, because then you're one of those women.

You know, for all these ideas, I really ought to get out more.